Wednesday 4 February 2009

Pigeon Smuggling Berk

An Australian man (shocker) was caught by officials at Melbourne Airport trying to smuggle two bog-standard pigeons into the country from Dubai. They are not valuable birds, they are not endangered.
Rather than putting them in his hand-luggage, he put them down his trousers, wrapped in paper and held in place by a pair of tights. Well, of course.
The icing on the cake... he could face 10 years in prison for his troubles.
The cherry on top of the cake... he also smuggled an "undeclared aubergine".
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COMEDY GENIUS.

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