Weller in "Drunk in Prague" shocker!

Paul Weller has been questioned by police after he was found drunk in the street in the Czech capital Prague, according to the NME (well, it was actually The Sun newspaper, but I hate those slags so I'm not crediting them or linking to them). He'd been "drinking heavily with a young lady", which is startlingly apparent from the evidence.

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Yes, it's a non-story, but I had to post that picture of the ever-cool 'Modfather' plastered all over the pavement like an ordinary bloke. Superstars... they're just like us, y'know.

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Click the image for a close-up of Weller's nice grey slacks getting grubby, a gratuitous shot of his mate's knickers, and the two distinct splashes of dog piss on the wall they've decided to bed down next to.

"Acting strangely in Hemel Hempstead"

What a shame this story is. I blame Danny Baker, Glen Hoddle and Hemel Hempstead. In that order.

Classic Material: Ray with the hump

Ray... all worked up about something in the classic film 'Nil By Mouth'.

Life Affirming News - "Some began fighting and others vomited"

"Police arrested 17 people overnight after protest drinking parties at London mayor Boris Johnson's alcohol ban on the London Underground network, descended into chaos.
Four train drivers and three other London Underground staff were assaulted, the tyres of a police vehicle were slashed and two officers assaulted and another injured.

Witnesses said the stench of alcohol on the network was overpowering and that people were "being sick all over the place".

The parties, attended by an estimated 2,000 people, began as light-hearted demonstrations against the new Conservative London mayor's alcohol ban. Revellers, many in fancy dress, chanted anti-Johnson slogans. As the midnight ban drew nearer some began fighting and others vomited."