Footballers - Disgusting

Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Shameful. He's not been at Barca for two minutes and he's kissing the badge.

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He's Swedish. How has he got this sudden 'love' for Barcelona? This kind of thing is a feeble attempt to ingratiate yourself with your new clubs support, but if I was a Barca fan (a proper one, rather than the admirer that I am), I'd be furious.

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Although, I suppose I'd love my employers if they paid me £150,000 per week.

Madrid-based architects go rural

The offices of Madrid based architects Selgas Cano. I'm moving offices this weekend. To a 4 story, poo-brown building on a roundabout next to Heathrow Airport. I know where I'd rather be.

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Click HERE to learn more about this incredible office environment, courtesy of today and tomorrow.

Gold - Spandau Ballet to play Nou Camp

So... the world-famous arena that usually invites paying customers to witness the mercurial genius of Argentinian footballer Leo Messi, will soon invite paying customers to witness the mercurial genius (ahem) of 80's New Romantics Spandau Ballet singing 'Gold' and 'True' and other such high watermarks of popular music.

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This stadium holds 120,000 people. Is this an as-yet-undocumented case of the 'foreigners love a British celebrity who is a bit rubbish' phenomenon; Spandau being to Spain what Norman Wisdom is to Albania? I hope so... that would be bloody marvellous for the Kemp brothers and big tall Tony Hadley.